Second snort of the day!
I just adore him.
when you love your otp so much you want to weep into a bucket of fried chicken.
Dobby has no Master! Dobby is a free Elf! And Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!
(via ajonesco)
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
The internet is over, everyone can go home
THE INTERNET IS OVER, EVERYONE CAN GO HOME
(via ali-chatoyant)
what if there was a popular tv show that had a gay character whose entire personality and plot wasn’t based on the fact that they’re gay
(via hannahisawful)
Bruce is such a drama queen.
wait but his fireplace
look at his fireplace
there are bats at the end of the log-holder thing
i’m going to bask in the beauty of that
bruce
you
ridic
decorator
“Slut” is just the weirdest insult ever.
How does it even work?
“You do the thing that is responsible for not only both of our lives but collectively our entire species and many of the species of life I can think of right now. Not only that, but you do this act often. And you like it.”
Did you…..did you win?
(via hannahisawful)
